• Charlie: You're going to lie to me? You're going to lie to the baby?
  • Hurley: Dude, look I'd never lie.
  • Charlie: Oh, and the time you told me you were worth 150 million dollars?
  • Hurley: It's 156 million.
  • Charlie: I'm sorry, I must have confused it with the 900 trillion I am worth myself. And this baby's made of chocolate lollipops. So, if you'll excuse us, I'm going to flap my wings and fly off this Island!

Source: my-lost-blog